Friday, January 19, 2018

Jan Plan in effect from 19th to 29th as ABE Ministry goes on retreat

We at ABE Ministry will be on a retreat from Papal Praxis from Jan 19th through Jan 29th as we have some guests from frozen Maine visiting and we all will be doing our best to avoid being contaminated by the Mounds of Mephitic Modernism on the Garbage Scow of Peter that is being towed into all of the peripheries of The Perfect Society.

Only daily prayer and several tablespoons of Tradition can help one avoid being contaminated by the Garbage Scow that is this Papacy.


Morning Delusional Political Soap Opera

News Item:


Are they an item? MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski quietly divorces her husband three years after co-anchor Joe Scarborough split from his wife

  • Mika, 49, divorced husband Jim Hoffer after nearly 23 years

  • The pair have two teenage daughters

  • Mika's colleague Joe Scarborough, 53, was quietly divorced in 2013

  • Whispers the cohosts may be romantically involved been around for years 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667137/MSNBC-s-Mika-Brzezinski-quietly-divorces-husband-three-years-anchor-Joe-Scarborough-split-wife.html#ixzz54SeRSqIP 





News Item,:

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski are planning a spring wedding.
Scarborough, 54, spilled some details on their nuptials at a Harvard Institute of Politics event in Washington on Wednesday.

“[We’re getting married] in Nantucket in the spring,” the “Morning Joe” host said, according to Politico. “But we don’t know because we gotta make sure that our kids are OK with it.”

https://pagesix.com/2017/07/13/joe-and-mika-to-marry-in-the-spring/

Now, according to Our Pope and Our Cross, Joe and Mika (both appear to be Catholic) are eligible to receive Holy Communion but the more politically interesting question is - Are they both delusional in their idee fixe that The POTUS is insane and ought to be removed from office using Amendment  25 of the Constitution?

https://www.usconstitution.net/xcont_Am25.html

Amendment 25 is not applicable to Our POTUS but Folie a deux does appear to apply to the two adulterers


CD-10 diagnostic criteria for Induced Delusional Disorder (folie à deux) is as follows:
  1. Two people share the same delusion or delusional system and support one another in this belief.
  2. They have an unusually close relationship.
  3. Temporal or contextual evidence exists that indicates the delusion was induced in the passive member by contact with the active partner.
Joe Scarborough is a complete cuck and so it is likely that Mika is the more masculine and controlling of the two adulterers and has moved him from his once conservative condition to his current flaming liberal condition.

ABS is of the opinion that once they formalise their adultery in a church Mr. Scarborough will change this name to Joe Brzezinski- Scarborough and, hopefully, the insane leaders of MSNBC will be inspired to abbreviate the name of their show to Morning Joe BS.





Thursday, January 18, 2018

BBC Liturgical News. The Feast of Pallone da spiaggia

Because the Catholic Church is on an unavoidable collision course with another World Youth Day in 2019, we at ABE ministry have been peppered with questions about the Liturgical Calendar for July 30th of this year;

Hey, ABE Ministry Founder and Chairman, Amateur Brain Surgeon, have you heard about any formal plans about a special day of Liturgy set aside on July 30th this year to commemorate Our Pope and Our Cross offering unto Mary a beach ball - remember, he solemnly placed one on the altar of Santa Maria Maggiore  in Rome in 2013 in anticipation of World Youth Day that year?


http://eponymousflower.blogspot.com/2013/07/pope-offers-beach-ball-to-our-lady-at.html


That's a very good question and ABS forwarded that question to the famous ecclesiastical expert 
Professor Herman NuDix of Continuity College in Rome


and he responded with his typically topical temerity;

Dear Amateur Brain Surgeon. Ha, ha ha, very funny. 

I know the mean-spiritedness of you and your The-Sixth-Commandment-is-binding-on-all-no-matter-what ilk but Our Pope is nothing if not uber sensitive to the complexities of modern life to say nothing about being a role model for the youth of today and I have it on good authority that he is indeed looking forward to the next World Youth Day in Panama in 2019 and he will begin anticipating all of the great fun to be had there by formalising the Feast of Pallone da spiaggia * at St Mary's Major.

Now, wise guy, even you can prolly figure out those Italian words mean Beach Ball and what might a Beach Ball suggest to even the dull of soul like you legalistic Traditionalist Pharisees?

Well, for starters, it is round like the very world God created out of love.

Put that in your Traditional Thuribles and smoke it because whether you and your extreme far right extremist hate-mongering legalistic Pharisees like it or not, this Pope embodies and actualises continuity and so putting a beach ball on the altar of St Mary's Major every July 30th is the new tradition because we say so and we own Rome.

ABS vacillates twixt thinking this Papacy is a giant garbage scow being dragged out into the peripheries with its massive mounds of mephitic modernism infecting all and sundry in the Perfect Society and thinking it is a car speeding towards an immovable object.

What IS this Papacy all about?




* OK, ABS concedes that when spoken out loud
Pallone da spiaggia does sound as though it might be a legit feast

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

The three stages of macro evolution explained

Step number one: Saccoryhtus

Researchers have identified traces of what they believe is the earliest known prehistoric ancestor of humans—a microscopic, bag-like sea creature, which lived about 540 million years ago.




Named Saccorhytus, after the sack-like features created by its elliptical body and large mouth, the species is new to science and was identified from microfossils found in China. It is thought to be the most primitive example of a so-called "deuterostome"—a broad biological category that encompasses a number of sub-groups, including the vertebrates.

If the conclusions of the study, published in the journal Nature, are correct, then Saccorhytus was the common ancestor of a huge range of species, and the earliest step yet discovered on the evolutionary path that eventually led to humans, hundreds of millions of years later.

Step Two: The Blob Fish  The blob fish is a deep sea fish inhabiting the waters around Australia, Tasmania, and New Zealand.


Step Three: The Streisand



We have a president who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and there minorities.

Because The Barbra is a product of evolution there is no Free Will for her and, thus, anything she says is owing to evolution and, thus, of little merit and every ghastly mistake she makes she can not be held responsible for or criticised for because

Random Selection + Mutation = no teleology



Tuesday, January 16, 2018

The Obama Liberry

ABS will add some commentary to this crummy piece.
In their effort to break the mold, the planners of the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago are taking heat for some less-than-lofty features in the sprawling complex.
They seemingly strived to make the results of the construction project as ugly and offensive as the project to elect Obama POTUS turned-out, an ugly monstrosity of no lasting value.
Namely, a “test kitchen.”
Yes. What is the first thing people want to know about a former POTUS? What'nhell was it that his wife pretended to cook and eat after she went out to get some veggies from "her" garden which was planted and cared for by the Park Service?
Reports first surfaced last fall that the monument to the first black president’s legacy was taking on an activity-center vibe. There would be a museum – but also a basketball court, possibly a room for yoga classes, and a test kitchen to teach visitors “about the full production cycle of nutritious food.”

Former President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama will have a "test kitchen" to teach visitors about "nutritious food."  (Reuters)
The image of that NFL Free Safety Sized beast in Wife-Beaters and Yoga pants fits with the description of Pornography issued by SCOTUS Tyrant Potty Stewart: I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description; and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the motion picture involved in this case is not that.
It’s a reference to former first lady Michelle Obama’s campaign for healthy eating and lifestyles. 

The arrogance of these twerps reaches up into the stratosphere. Who was the democratic dipshit who wheedled and cajoled her into thinking that Americans were dying to learn what she thought about diet and nutrition?
But Chicago Tribune columnist Ron Grossman trashed the “test kitchen” idea as not worthy of the ideals and history for which the presidential center is supposed to stand.
“Mr. President, I’ve got to tell you: The renderings for your museum are ‘little plans,’ more likely to congeal than stir blood,” he wrote.

OK, on second thought; considering what he tried to do to America, having a test kitchen is likely a right choice. It is certainly better than having a Mosque which is where the Kenyan Muslim's head is really at.
The problem, Grossman wrote, isn’t the design but the add-ons.
“What brought me up short was a space in the adjoining Forum building labeled ‘test kitchen.’ Presumably that reflects Michelle Obama’s war on junk food. The museum’s champions similarly suggest it could host yoga classes,” he wrote. “President Obama, is that how you want to be remembered? As the healthy-eating and meditation-advocating president?”

If only that were his legacy...
He added, “That’s not how I want the story to come down to my grandchildren’s children.” 

This view of the Obama Presidential Center designs shows the museum, forum and library.  (Obama.org)
The OPC is a beauty-hating monstrosity as distant from historical American architecture as the Mahometan Mullato was distant from historical America.

Grossman encouraged the planners to reflect the "revolution" his election stood for, breaking through decades of racism and exclusion for black Americans. 

Too late Grossman. The crummy concrete commie crap IS revolutionary in all of its stolid stupidity.

This is hardly the first time the presidential center’s plans have raised eyebrows.
Planners are taking an unconventional approach, including by opting to host a digital archive of former President Barack Obama's records, but not keep his hard-copy manuscripts and letters and other documents onsite. 
Back in May, Obama described it as “more like a campus,” with plans to position it as a “premier institution for training young people in leadership.” 

Typical Maoist claptrap. He has always been out of touch with real Americans and he still is - He thinks real Americans are starving for knowledge about his re-education into community organising Saul Alinksy Socialism Uber Alles camps but America has already moved-on from his Move On Organising schtick.
The project is scheduled to be completed in 2021. 

O, be still my heart....




Was this post too churlish?

Monday, January 15, 2018

Negroes know nothing of Africa

We know this to be true because America's greatest and holiest negro * told us:

https://tinyurl.com/ybasq5n8

Now, they may not know Africa, but they do know disfunction and dependence:


Crime and Race, U.S.

Immigrant Crime in the Eurosphere

Education and Race,U.S.

Education and Race, World

Welfare and Immigration

Character Traits and Race

Islam: Muslim Opinion around the world

Societal Trust: Familism (clannishness) & Corruption around the world

Cultural Values in the global North

Cultural Values and Business Environment in the global North

Societal Indicators around the world

Slavery in U.S. History

Segregation in U.S.


Jewish American Achievement


http://thosewhocansee.blogspot.ch/p/tables-and-graphs.html

Welfare use by Immigrants and natives

https://cis.org/sites/cis.org/files/camarota-welfare-final.pdf

Whites don't need blacks, but blacks need whites, if they are to have any kind of civilised life.

Yes, The White man does have the burden of caring for Negroes and that conclusion is based on hard data. At the link below, scroll down to 05 entry and be sure to click on the internal links:

http://www.johnderbyshire.com/Opinions/RadioDerb/2017-10-06.html#03

Despite these truths and the billions (prolly over a trillion by now) of dollars and billions of hours whitey has spent to support and sustain them, they hate whitey's guts more than ever.

Blackety, blackety, black, black, blackety black (Derbyshire ditty) is all the response we ever get...

O, and give us more stuff too...

Some clear thinking on immigration

http://www.johnderbyshire.com/Opinions/RadioDerb/2017-08-04.html#02

 * Our secular saint has his own Holy Day





O, and finally, ABS reached out to Angela Davis for a reaction to this possibly churlish post. 

Ms. Davis, who was a Professor in the History of Consciousness in the Feminist Studies Department at the University of California, Santa Cruz, said;

WHITEY SUCKS !!!!!!






Sunday, January 14, 2018

ABS recipe for a Holy and Happy Sunday


http://www.chadyelias.com/st-nicholas

Assist at the Divine Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom at the beautiful Greek Melkite Catholic Church, Saint Nicholas, in Delray Beach, Florida and on the drive down and back listen to some beautiful music by Christy Moore the marvelous Mick from the Old Sod




Saturday, January 13, 2018

This is what is wrong with America

This is what is wrong with America. Ads playing in a Doctor's office where the poor patient is part of a captive audience.




ABS went to the dermatologist on Friday and as he sat waiting for over an hour for his appointment, there was one ad - ONE - that continually ran on a loop and it was an ad for Body Sculpting.

The ad constituted seven minutes of unconscionable torture.

Normally ABS refuses to even consider such a thing as justifiable homicide when a man's life is not in jeopardy, and yet...

What, what's that you say?

Did ABS approach the office gals and politely ask them to turn it off?

Of course he did and they told him the Doctor makes them play it continuously all day long and so ABS now has a new name added to his Richard M. Nixon Memorial Enemies List.

O, and here is another thing:



Res ispa loquitur





Friday, January 12, 2018

BBC News






The BBC is a production of the AntiCatholic Whigs of Perfidious Albion and it is useful when one wants to something or other, one imagines.

In any event, we at ABE * Ministry thought it proper to establish our own BBC but our BBC is not an acronym meaning British Broadcasting Corporation, our BBC is an acronym meaning Bergolian Bull Crap.

How can this crummy blog possibly keep up with the uncountable fetid mounds of The BBC which are piling-up and ruining our Capitol, Rome, but also befouling all parts of the Perfect Society?




The truth is, this crummy blog can barely manage to create its own supply of BC and it would be an insane and vain undertaking for any normal man to try and identify and comment on all of the refuse, stinking garbage, and vermin infested piles of Bergolian Bull Crap the great Garbage Scow that is his Papacy is dragging out into the peripheries to soil all of the Churches that offer The Real Mass and to foil all of the orthodox plans of the hard-working faithful to restore The Real Mass and The Real Sacraments to their rightful good, true, and beautiful, standard which existed for thousands of years until the anthropocentric revolutionaries of the 1960s threw that standard out into the alley and pissed on it.

(You know, ABS really can write a sentence of less than 100 words sometimes. No, really...)


So, yes, it would be an insane and vain undertaking for any normal man to try and identify and comment on all of the BBC but ABS, being an Irish-Algonquin Catholic Traditionalist, is not normal; he is both insane and, given his heritage, he is of the right constitution to happily engage in a vain pursuit surely to end in defeat and personal destruction.

And so, from time to time, without any prior notice, ABS will post what he considers to be some of the more execrable and egregious examples of the BBC from the great garbage scow of a Papacy that is his.


ABS doesn't know about you, dear reader, but he doesn't let the bastids get him down. He is alive in the Peace of Christ and he trusts and loves Jesus without measure which is the main reason life can still be such a pleasure for him.

O, and ABS will get the last laugh. His funeral with be The Real Requiem Mass.

https://www.fisheaters.com/funerals.html



* Against Basically Everything

Was this post too churlish?


Thursday, January 11, 2018

Not fake news, fake doctrine



Concerning the divorced and remarried (Adulterers)

 #301:    .....Hence it is can no longer simply be said that all those in any “irregular” situation are living in a state of mortal sin and are deprived of sanctifying grace. 






Sorry, but that is an enormous lie.  Men and women who are living in Adultery are living in a state of mortal sin and, thus, are deprived of Sanctifying Grace.

To claim otherwise is to make an error so enormous it could cover the depravity of Hollywood and The Media and yet countless men are striving to be the one who has the "interpretation" of this heresy right.

Look. Franciscus has made it perfectly clear that he is jake with Adultery and distributing Holy Communion to them and he is the one who says living in mortal sin is the exact opposite in that those living in mortal sin are living in a state of Grace.

RANK HERESY!!!!!!!!!

 The Catholic Catechism;

V. THE GRAVITY OF SIN: MORTAL AND VENIAL SIN

1854 Sins are rightly evaluated according to their gravity. The distinction between mortal and venial sin, already evident in Scripture,129 became part of the tradition of the Church. It is corroborated by human experience. 

1855 Mortal sin destroys charity in the heart of man by a grave violation of God's law; it turns man away from God, who is his ultimate end and his beatitude, by preferring an inferior good to him.

Venial sin allows charity to subsist, even though it offends and wounds it. 

1856 Mortal sin, by attacking the vital principle within us - that is, charity - necessitates a new initiative of God's mercy and a conversion of heart which is normally accomplished within the setting of the sacrament of reconciliation: 

When the will sets itself upon something that is of its nature incompatible with the charity that orients man toward his ultimate end, then the sin is mortal by its very object . . . whether it contradicts the love of God, such as blasphemy or perjury, or the love of neighbor, such as homicide or adultery. . . . But when the sinner's will is set upon something that of its nature involves a disorder, but is not opposed to the love of God and neighbor, such as thoughtless chatter or immoderate laughter and the like, such sins are venial.130
1857 For a sin to be mortal, three conditions must together be met: "Mortal sin is sin whose object is grave matter and which is also committed with full knowledge and deliberate consent."131

1858 Grave matter is specified by the Ten Commandments, corresponding to the answer of Jesus to the rich young man: "Do not kill, Do not commit adultery, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Do not defraud, Honor your father and your mother."132 The gravity of sins is more or less great: murder is graver than theft. One must also take into account who is wronged: violence against parents is in itself graver than violence against a stranger. 

1859 Mortal sin requires full knowledge and complete consent. It presupposes knowledge of the sinful character of the act, of its opposition to God's law. It also implies a consent sufficiently deliberate to be a personal choice. Feigned ignorance and hardness of heart133 do not diminish, but rather increase, the voluntary character of a sin. 

1860 Unintentional ignorance can diminish or even remove the imputability of a grave offense. But no one is deemed to be ignorant of the principles of the moral law, which are written in the conscience of every man. The promptings of feelings and passions can also diminish the voluntary and free character of the offense, as can external pressures or pathological disorders. Sin committed through malice, by deliberate choice of evil, is the gravest. 

1861 Mortal sin is a radical possibility of human freedom, as is love itself. It results in the loss of charity and the privation of sanctifying grace, that is, of the state of grace. If it is not redeemed by repentance and God's forgiveness, it causes exclusion from Christ's kingdom and the eternal death of hell, for our freedom has the power to make choices for ever, with no turning back. However, although we can judge that an act is in itself a grave offense, we must entrust judgment of persons to the justice and mercy of God. 






The claims of Our Pope and Our Cross about Adultery are embarrassingly stupid, criminal, and evil because the truth about Adultery is so easily known and has been known from time immemorial but the Prelature either agrees with him (most prolly do) or they are too craven to stand up and identify him as the rank heretic he is.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Queering a Catholic College






Georgetown University 

To Offer ‘Jesuit-Approved’ 

LGBTQ-Only Housing

The once-eminent Jesuit university 
has approved a
 queer-only
 campus residence. Georgetown 
officials crow this ‘is 
in keeping 
with our Catholic and Jesuit
 values.’
Maureen Mullarkey
By 
From down the ages comes a common children’s game called “You-show-me-yours-I’ll-show-you-mine.” Surely, sweet reader, you never played it. But just as surely you have heard of it. After all, it does still exist. It comes now with upgrades.
What was once a forbidden pastime among prepubescent kids has been reimagined for young adults by cultivated minds at Georgetown University. Persons old enough to marry, vote, and go to war can amuse themselves with the old game, this time with grown-up approval. The revamped version includes one highly significant improvement: If I like yours better, I can have it. Or, at least, pretend to while I get used to the idea.

https://thefederalist.com/2018/01/09/georgetown-university-offer-jesuit-approved-lgbtq-housing/





ABS is in receipt of an email from Professor Herman NuDix of Continuity College in Rome who, through ABS, wants to ensure all Catholics that there is nothing new here and that, by all means, what is happening at Georgetown University is aught but an example of Continuity.

Dear ABS, thank you so much for forwarding to me this questionable column by Maureen Mullarkey. 

I could begin by noting just how apt is her surname but such paralepsis ought be reserved for when it is most useful- such as during a political campaign and the election is over, capiche?

But what I want to get to is that the  concept of in loco parentis (Literally, parents are crazy) as actualised by the University is an example of Continuity because the authorities at Georgetown seem every bit as crazy as the parents who send their children to this University.

If parents send their children to an anthropocentric abattoir and the children become Devil's Fool Flakes whose fault, ultimately, is that?

Rest assured, ABS, everything in the Shadow Church * is continuity according to the most recent translation of the Bible by the highest critics:

The words of Ecclesiastes, the son of David, King  of Jerusalem.

Continuity  of Continuity, said Ecclesiastes, 
Continuity of Continuity, and all is Continuity.

* It is a shadow Church because it has no substance



Catholic parents who send their children to Georgetown would be eligible to compete on this show: