Sadly, Raider Fan was constrained to assist at the Lil' Licit Liturgy here:
and to give the reader some idea of the spiritual ethos of this most ordinary example of this revolutionary rite, get a load of this behavior prior to Mass:
O, and, of course, there were 18 EMHCs because:
At Saint Phil's we require eighteen EMHCs
To dispense and dispense with H. C. ASAP.
And that is what I hate about the South; MY Church and MY Mass is like an anchor on my happy soul and it makes Raider Fan cross.
The Lil' Licit Liturgy - look at what it has done to a culture otherwise steeped in tradition. Prior to Mass, these good folk inside of this consecrated, Holy Church, were noisier than they would have dared to be in the local library.
The revolutionary rite has destroyed the soul of the south more effectively than did the damn yankees.