The Oakland Raiders







Rickshaw drivers in Bangladesh were puking (Ajit, what is that awful stink?)  so redolent and universally mephitic were our malodorous mongoloids.

Amateur Brain Surgeon is trying to figure out how the team will match last year's grand total of three wins.

Only Tampa Bay is within a galactic distance of our dreadfulness.

Poor Granddaughter, Maddison, born into a family of Raider Rooters.