COLUMBIA, Mo. (AP) — One of the University of
Missouri's first black law school graduates was
appointed Thursday to lead the four-campus
system through a tumultuous period of racial
unrest, drawing praise from students who said
he's well-equipped to confront the problems they
felt his predecessor largely ignored.
Michael Middleton, 68, has spent 30 years at the
university — as an undergraduate, law student,
member and finally, administrator. At a
news conference announcing his appointment as
the university system's interim president, he vowed
to take on the racial problems that inspired the
protests that helped force Monday's abrupt
resignation of President Tim Wolfe and another
top administrator.
"I have seen the system grow and excel over the
years and I look with great optimism in the
future," said Middleton.
Even though Scott Van Pelt (Disney owned ESPN
sports personality) is not a negro, Mizzou was
constrained to hire as their new president a man
who sorta looks like him owing to a recently
disclosed secret meeting involving several entities.
The NCAA, the University Collective, and
Disney/ESPN took a meeting inside Space
Mountain at Disney World Florida and agreed that
because Scott Van Pelt looks like a 1968 computer
generated example of what all men would look like
in 2018 , all new University President hires
must now sorta look like him.
Initial objections to this Disney/ESPN led
initiative were easily overcome when
Disney/ESPN pointed out that if it were not for
NCAA Football and March Madness Basketball
then all American Universities would go broke
and have to close and America would have to be
content with real Colleges that would not teach
Feminism and Sodomy (just kidding).
Disney/ESPN/University axis sloughed-off the
observations of sane men that bringing
intellectually unqualified negroes to majority
white colleges so the alumni could take pride in
NCAA Championships was a recipe for the rape of
the young white women on those campuses; they
responded to the observation, issuing a terse, icy,
and absurd response:
Statistics are really open to interpretation.
Well, what else is one to expect from Universities
that are no longer Universities?
However, numbers don't lie....
In the United States in 2005, 37,460 white females
were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man,
while between zero and ten black females were
sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.
What this means is that every day in the United
States, over one hundred white women are raped
or sexually assaulted by a black man
sports personality) is not a negro, Mizzou was
constrained to hire as their new president a man
who sorta looks like him owing to a recently
disclosed secret meeting involving several entities.
The NCAA, the University Collective, and
Disney/ESPN took a meeting inside Space
Mountain at Disney World Florida and agreed that
because Scott Van Pelt looks like a 1968 computer
generated example of what all men would look like
in 2018 , all new University President hires
must now sorta look like him.
Initial objections to this Disney/ESPN led
initiative were easily overcome when
Disney/ESPN pointed out that if it were not for
NCAA Football and March Madness Basketball
then all American Universities would go broke
and have to close and America would have to be
content with real Colleges that would not teach
Feminism and Sodomy (just kidding).
Disney/ESPN/University axis sloughed-off the
observations of sane men that bringing
intellectually unqualified negroes to majority
white colleges so the alumni could take pride in
NCAA Championships was a recipe for the rape of
the young white women on those campuses; they
responded to the observation, issuing a terse, icy,
and absurd response:
Statistics are really open to interpretation.
Well, what else is one to expect from Universities
that are no longer Universities?
However, numbers don't lie....
In the United States in 2005, 37,460 white females
were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man,
while between zero and ten black females were
sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.
What this means is that every day in the United
States, over one hundred white women are raped
or sexually assaulted by a black man