Announcements used to contain consequential substance

whereas now, the announcements at the Lil' Licit Liturgy are often about what the Knights of Columbus will be serving for breakfast or what the Council of Catholic Women will have available at their bake sale or the announcement of next month's healing service which will be celebrated by the well-known Presider, Preston Precious etc etc etc.

In any event, this is what one used to hear at Mass back when there still was a real Mass which was blowed-up to smithereens during the discontinuity within continuity (no really, that is a thing).