ABE Ministry explained to PewSitter Readers

Many thinks to PewSitter which has recently linked to this crummy blog several times.

ABS appreciates the new readers and, in addition to thanking them for taking a peek here, he wants to explain to them what ABE Ministry is all about.

ABE (Against Basically Everything) Ministry was established by our Founder and Chairman,  Amateur Brain Surgeon, and it is dedicated to denouncing all of the miscreants and mendacious muttonheads befouling The One True Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church and this once great land.


* ABE Ministry has not one thing in common (morally, politically, economically, spiritually) with Honest Abe Lincoln, War Criminal and Slayer of State Sovereignty, but we at ABE Ministry never tire of pointing out that we think Honest Abe got his nickname for the same reason a 400 Lb. Mobster gets nicknamed, Tiny.