Health advice

Who knows how many times men have approached ABS and asked, Hey, ABS, what do you advise when it comes to diets?

Here is the advice, and remember, ABS is an Irish-Algonquin Trad, and so his advice ought be considered as such.

It does not matter what you eat just a long as you drink some red wine along with it - and that includes when you have had a few Smithwick's Ale prior to opening the wine.

That's it. That is all you need to know. Diets have become idolatry, flee them.  Relax, have some fun....