Easter Island mystery solved



Using pure bred rats from The Jackson Lab of Bar Harbor, Maine, water from a spent fuel rod containment pool at The Maine Yankee Nuclear Power Plant, gigantic beakers, Bunsen Burners, and a potato canon, researchers at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory have concluded that the statues are,  Life sized replicas of a tribe of giant sullen negroes, not unlike members of the Congressional Black Caucus, but prolly much more intelligent and reasonable.




ABS reached out to Angela Davis for a comment for today's post. Ms. Davis, a hero of the 1960s commie good whites, who was a professor in the History of Consciousness in the Feminist Studies Department  at the University of California, Santa Cruz, said:  WHITEY SUCKS!!!!