Rosa DeLauro, who eats nothing but pickled eggs, sausage macaroni and cheese, and slow roasted turnip, is shown in a recent appearance before the American Medical Association Symposium, Fools and their Stools, testifying, I am not even joking, the average size of them is like this...
The photo below shows the Congressional Cleaning Corps arriving at the Capitol to clean-out the House Cloak Room Toilet after she snuck-in there and completed a four hour drop, during which time she composed the title of her most recent special orders speech, Why are my constituents always turning away from me, slowly shaking their heads, staring at their feet, and audibly laughing?
On a lighter note, the Congressman was, once again, for the tenth straight year, unanimously voted The Ugliest Damn Congresswoman I have ever seen in a secret ballot by the Congressional Woman's Caucus and the photos below of DeLauro were the only photos submitted to the Caucus deemed deserving of consideration by the Caucus.
