Wally's Wine World is rayciss

ABS is of the opinion that this woman, while conceding that her actions were somewhat suspect, suffered a 
miscarriage of justice by even being arrested.

Just look at the poor woman's name; that alone is cause for anybody to steal liquor.  Were ABS the Wally's Wine World Watchdog, he'd have sidled up to her in the store and asked for an ID and once he saw the name, ABS would have just told her to put the stuff back and see him outside the store in an hour and then he would have purchased a handle or two of Tequila for her.

This is rayciss. ABS has not seen a photo of her but he is guessing she is not a Whitey.