He will be in Maine eating the best lobster and crab meat in the world because clear icy cold water and he will be drinking copious amounts of quality cabernet and Sam Adams Summer Ale and hiking on Mt. Desert Island and renewing old friendships and reading some great books.
O, and ABS will be giving the camp gas stove a serious workout as he puts the old cast iron pan through its paces (the inside of the pan is as smooth as Tennessee whiskey) and he'll be demonstrating to his male friends who is still the master of the range.
O sure, he fully expects you will run oft to your favorite blogs just as soon as he turns his back but