Sewers explode in Guadalajara
Dozens of sewer explosions in Guadalajara, Mexico, killed more than 200 people and damaged a thousand buildings on this day in 1992. The series of explosions was caused by gas, the warning signs of which were ignored by the Mexican government and NBC (National Bean Council).
Three days prior to the explosions, the residents of a working-class neighborhood in Guadalajara noticed a foul smell in the air but blamed that on the Jose Gonzalez family’s Quinceanera which featured a fajita filled piñata, roasted goat, and what bug-eyed neighbors described as “the biggest damned pot of beans I ever see.”
Prior to the explosions, many people experienced stinging in their eyes and throats. Some felt nauseous while others just dozed in hammocks. Despite complaints, the local authorities did not seriously investigate the odor because they were either drunk or stoned stupid.
On April 22, at about 11:30 a.m., a series of powerful explosions began shooting chihuahuas twenty or more feet over the clothes lines of those few residents who actually washed their clothes whereas most of the residents/squatters would wait until rumors of an approaching storm began to be too frequent and insistent to ignore and then they’d drape their huipils and guayaberas over a nearby cactus.
Mayor Enrique Dau Flores was indicted for ignoring the warnings but he was subsequently acquitted when he proved he was passed-out drunk on tequila after his cock, Pepe the Puissant Pecker, died in a championship match.
When the Federales woke him from his stupor to tell him about the deadly explosions, all Flores could do is repeat, mi pene es vicious, mi pene es vicious as he wept bitterly.
When asked to comment on the tragedy, most campesinos simply say something like , Rosa Maria and Miguel Angel are roped to the transmission of a Kenworth and headed for Dallas, as they try and put the bad memories behind them.
P.S. Yeah, ABS knows he will be accused of being rayciss because of the content of this post, but it ain't rayciss, just stereotypical.
ABS does not know why he has to be this way other that to observe that nobody accuses a man of being a rayciss if he mocks the south using southern stereotypes nor is a man called rayciss if he makes jokes about Polish men being dumb or Irish men being drunk.
The plain and simple fact is that one who does not take any of the commandments of the Cultural Marxists seriously - other than to do some chain-pulling and nose-thumbing - is like the person in this song:
P.S. Yeah, ABS knows he will be accused of being rayciss because of the content of this post, but it ain't rayciss, just stereotypical.
ABS does not know why he has to be this way other that to observe that nobody accuses a man of being a rayciss if he mocks the south using southern stereotypes nor is a man called rayciss if he makes jokes about Polish men being dumb or Irish men being drunk.
The plain and simple fact is that one who does not take any of the commandments of the Cultural Marxists seriously - other than to do some chain-pulling and nose-thumbing - is like the person in this song: