Mass
Baptism
First Communion
Confession
Confirmation
Marriage
Holy Orders
Extreme Unction
Ecumenism
Altar Girls
New Iconoclasm in Church Architecture
False religions as sources of Salvation and Holiness
These have all undergone significant changes since 1962 and so we at ABE Ministry (Against Basically Everything) decided to contact
Professor Herman NuDix of Continuity College
in Rome for a response to the list.
DEAR ABS. I was just about to go to a symposium on why Mahometans make better neighbors than do Christians when I heard about your insane, insipid, and irrelevant list.
To me, it makes no sense at all; you may as well try to tell the world that Mahatma Ghandi drank Home Brewed Beer while he waited for the sacred cows to finish in his smoke house.
Let me just say that you are the sort of mean-spirited Pharisaical person our Holy Father constantly warns us about.
What is wrong with you? Can't you be satisfied with the liberty of being able to go to the Trad Ghetto at Holy Spirit Church in Lantana, Florida for the 2:00 pm Sunday Real Mass?
You better mind your Ps and Qs, Buster, or else our merciful Francis will make that liberty disappear faster than you can say, Franciscan Friars of The Immaculate.
Capiche?
As to continuity, all the things you mention continue to exist as they always have and the fact that every single one of them was changed owing to The New Theology is aught but an example of the motto of the modern Popes;
