Lil' Licit Liturgy Lunacy

Because of certain circumstances ABS is constrained to suffer through the revolutionised rite of Pope Paul VI for a few more weeks and so Sunday his soul was justly punished for his presence there because attending that sad event meant having to listen to the former Pastor (now director of vocations for our crummy diocese - gee, why are there no vocations here?) describe Genesis as a story that still conveys certain truths.

And then he went on to undermine those truths by telling us that Adam had been commanded to protect the garden and Eve but he was scairt of the giant that menaced them.

What, no snake?

O, no. 

It was a savage threatening beast, not a subtle snake (the sermon was a intellectual itch trying to relieve the intellectual infection he had caught from Dr Scott Hahn).

It is so tiresome to hear these modern explications which reduce Divine Revelations to quaint family stories.

It is fetid and decadent bull shit. ALL of it.


Here is one antidote to the poison preached today:

http://www.biblicalcatholic.com/apologetics/p100.htm#Question8

If ABS is to be told that Genesis is just a story and, thus, Darwinian evolution can be considered as likely, then he'd rather have the solution to that unsolvable riddle sung to him by Mr. Roger Miller: