Joe Biden's 100 word fiction entry

After Pearl Harbor, I visited the office of Marine Recruiter Corn Pop, in Rehoboth Beach and I told him I could swim from there to the middle of the Atlantic and sink the Jerry’s U Boats and he asked me why I thought I could do that without freezing to death in the Atlantic. I lifted my pant leg and showed him the long blonde hairs on my legs and told him they acted as insulation against the cold. He signed me up that day and the rest is history. The movie, The Incredible Mr. Limpet, is based on me.

Joe Biden
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