My husband, in case the rest of America does not know it, is a jerk and I thought it would somehow contribute to the greatness of America for me to let you all know that.
Part of being a great Feminist Wife and Mother is publicly humiliating my spouse in front of the entire world.
O, and know that everything I do is based upon self - sure, I'm a wife and mother but I gotta be me and make sure the rest of America knows it.
As for the future, I will let you know what my plans are because I know that it is my choice and voice that is most consequential in the life of my family.