ABE (Against Basically Everything) Ministry Chairman, Amateur Brain Surgeon, has been contacted by Joe Biden's neurological team which desires that ABS make public this information which is crucial information necessary to make an informed vote this November.
Few men know that Ol' Joe has had two brain surgeries (for some reason Miss Chris Wallace failed to note that in his questioning during the debate) for what he would call Ann - u un, Ann u schism..You know the thing, and what we would call an aneurysm.
As a result of the brain surgeries and the migrating of the metal clips used to control the anuerysms, Biden's Brain looks and operates like this: