President-for-a-while-longer refuses to pardon turkey

 

Still-POTUS Donald J Trump refused to pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving explaining to a gaggle of grumbling reporters, Look, John F Kennedy pardoned a turkey and it wasn't too long before the ATF and The CIA assassinated the poor bastid because of the pardon.


Folks have no idea just how vicious and vindictive the American Turkey Farmers are and just how deeply imbedded the CIA is with the turkey industry.

The Still-President-for-a-month or so always noted he'd be having the condemned turkey for Thanksgiving;  Me and my family, including my daughter Ivanka, who is, let's face it, a nice piece of ass * will be there with her hubby Jared, the brains behind the Let-the-blacks-out-of-prison program that was wildly popular with my working class whites base.

* When Donald Trump was watching his 16-year-old daughter Ivanka host the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant, he turned to the then-Miss Universe and asked: “Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?

That anecdote, told to the New York Times by Brook Antoinette Mahealani Lee, appears to be the first recorded incident of the Republican presidential candidate and reality TV star making comments about his daughter’s body which those present have deemed inappropriate.

In the almost 20 years since, Mr Trump has called his eldest daughter “voluptuous”. He’s said it’s OK to describe her as “a piece of ass”, though she is a senior executive in his business empire. And he’s said that, if she wasn’t his daughter, “perhaps [he’d] be dating her”.