Social Compact Theory

The Social Compact Theory was a curious theory created by the libertines and lunatics who led the secession of the original English colonies in America from the English Monarchy.


Anchored in the Christ-denying days of the putative Enlightenment, the theory purported to justify the control of wealthy weirdoes over the masses - as though the masses assented to this creepy control.


The tendentious theory supposedly explains that political man is constrained to obey the unjust laws arrived at by fools and mountebanks and the purpose of those laws are, let's be frank, to take money from the productive to be used by the profligate lay-about ne'er do well busy bodies Yankees who, rightly, suspected there were real men living real lives outside of Washington and who were laughing a little too loudly without permission.


ABS does subscribe to a limited form of The Social Compact Theory, corrected by reality.


The Council of the Wicked assembled in Washington is so puissant and perverted that no man in his right man thinks he can remain unaffected by its unlimited reach and matchless stupidity and so all he asks for is that The Council of the Wicked (COWs) exists in such a way that it provides the real men with opportunities for a laugh as the COWs lead us to utter destruction.