An Ox came down to a reedy pool to drink. As she splashed heavily into the water, she crushed a young Frog into the mud.
The old Frog soon missed the little one and asked his brothers and sisters what had become of him.
"A great big monster," said one of them, "stepped on little brother with one of her huge feet!"
"Big, was she!" said the old Frog, puffing herself up. "Was she as big as this?"
"Oh, much bigger!" they cried.
The Frog puffed up still more.
"She could not have been bigger than this," she said. But the little Frogs all declared that the monster was much, much bigger and the old Frog kept puffing herself out more and more until, all at once, she burst.
The moral of the story is that gap-toothed garbage scow of a woman, Stacey Abrams, is an existential threat to tiny French folk.
Swedish Ethnographers have published several studies in Ye Old Farmer's Almanac proving that at least 75% of New England families will have one grandmother in her seventies who sort of looks like Maurice Chevalier.
O, and ABS has unearthed additional evidence of election fraud: