Lanky
Time really does fly.
Fifty years ago this month a lot of money invested in an all woman Las Vegas Holiday Variety Spectacular held at The Sands began to circle the drain.
Starting Twiggy, Cher and Maude the three woman show Lanky, Skanky and Cranky was expected to have a long and successful run and there was even talk about turning the act into an NBC Holiday TV Special but The Sands was forced to shut down the show because Maude was always turning her back to the audience and even though she was wearing her trade mark long sweater that covered her from her shoulders down past her knees the audience could tell she was itching herself.
Despite using over a gallon of Selsun Blue a day she could not control her Pubic Dandruff and, as Rona Barret explained to her readers "That was all she wrote."
