Friday Fun

ABS likes to think of politicians as diseased and atrophying amoeba-like things struggling to survive in a D.C. sea of destructive ignorance.



Spanish scientists, and other cranks, who drink way too much Rijoa, have begun to speculate that the Capasaspora (Literally, sailor with a funny hat) is    way more sophisticated than your average lay- 
about do-nothing unemployed welfare-grifting amoeba.


Until very recently, coinciding with a sudden drop in the price of Rijoa, scientists used to say that "Your average amoeba, is about as crucial to intelligent life as is an elected member of Congress, they are just lazy bastids lying around collecting detritus and droppings from other more intelligent life forms.

But now, after they have observed one Joe Biden and what he says and does, several Spanish scientists  are now claiming that Joe Biden is the first amoeba like POTUS in much the same way that Bill Clinton was the first black POTUS.



Is it any wonder the western countries are lagging behind in educational testing compared to the rest of the world when students are expected to watch C-SPAN and listen to the mumbling of Joe Biden?

Is it any wonder the western countries are lagging behind in educational testing when compared to the rest of the world because students are expected to "trust the science" and this guy is thought a scientist

Dr Fauci;  There’s no reason to be walking around with a mask. When you’re in the middle of an outbreak, wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better and it might even block a droplet, but it’s not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is. And, often, there are unintended consequences — people keep fiddling with the mask and they keep touching their face.

Tiny Tyrant Tony  So if you have a physical covering with one layer, you put another layer on, it just makes common sense that it likely would be more effective,” 

Look, do you realise that one anagram of scientists is incest sits?