Who trusts Consumer Reports for medical advice?

 

Look, If you're burping thirty times a day and farting twenty times a day the most likely thing to happen is your spouse will file for an annulment.

Hey, ABS, you seem to know pretty much everything, do you think an annulment would be granted if a spouse was burping thirty times a day and farting twenty times a day?

Thank you for the question pretend interlocutor.

ABS thinks that outside of the Dioceses in Kentucky and Louisiana, where these symptoms are normal, the chances are good that an annulment would be granted.