Dear ABS. You seem to know pretty much everything. Maybe you can help me to understand what'n'hell is going on in my little corner of the world.
T'other night I was over to Babel's Bullets, Bait, Bar and Bistro loading up on some JHP Remington 223 ammo, a few dozen minnows, a Cuban sammich to go, and six or seven car bombs when all of a sudden a "guy" came into the bar and ordered a Passion Fruit Martini and when the bartender, Jasper Binx Beauregard, told him straight up "Nope," he then ordered a Cosmopolitan and JB, whose granddaddy was an Exalted Cyclops of The KKK said, "Get the hell out of here right now before I whack you in the head with a minnow bucket and don't even think about coming back if'n'ya want to continue to breathe."
Phew..
Well, me in the boys were in a funk for awhile wondering what'n'hell has happened to Fussels Corner when the old man, who usually just sits quietly in the corner, slowly sipping his whiskey and smoking Camels, Gunner Lee Jackson, cleared his throat and said, "Listen up boys if that bastid eva comes back here, let me know. I'll light the sumbitch up and that'll be the end of that bull shit. I ain't gonna let Fussels Corner be drug down into hell like San Francisco and New York was."
ABS, is Gunner Lee right about sodomites and Satan and stuff?
Your admirer, Flummoxed in Fussels Corner, Florida.
Dear Flustered. Hell yeah, he's right.
Here is what the good book has to say about sodomites- that they are the Sons of Satan.
If anyone Congressman, Civil Rights Clown or Carney doesn't like it and wants to debate it, tell them take it up with God.
.Judges 19 [22] While they were making merry, and refreshing their bodies with meat and drink, after the labour of the journey, the men of that city, sons of Belial, (that is, without yoke,) came and beset the old man's house, and began to knock at the door, calling to the master of the house, and saying: Bring forth the man that came into thy house, that we may abuse him.