Mormons and shellfish
Say what you will about the Mormons and their weird and wicked false faith but it cannot be denied that they have the best shellfish in the state of Maine.
One of the most famous members of the Mormons is Mr. Glenn Beck, Ex-Catholic, who used to specialise in crying on FOX TV over our first President * and the military, zionism, his nation, dandelions, sunny days, and Root Beer floats with vanilla ice cream.
* The First President of these United States was George Washington who was a seditious traitor (Officer for the British Royalty) and a Mason ; and things have gone down hill since then.
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On May 15, 1862 , The US Department of Agriculture was created and a little more than a century later, Green Acres * debuted on CBS in 1965 and one major result of this lengthy governmental conspiracy was that Americans first learned about the existence of County Extension Agents who were, obviously, spies capable of confusing the law-abiding patriots then living in peace and harmony out in the dell.
After an exhaustive investigation, and a lengthy nap, we at ABE Ministry are now able to report that one of the lesser known characters on that irreplaceable show, the farm handyman, Eb Dawson, is no longer with us as Eb.
No, Eb is now Ann Coulter:
The women we all now know as, Ann Coulter, the cranky captious conservative chick columnist, was formally know to us as, "Eb Dawson," a character on "Green Acres."
"Eb" was severely depressed after Green Acres was cancelled and so he submitted to genital mutilation and frequent estrogen injections that, surprisingly, left him bitter, and so now, as Ann Coulter, he writes a lot of columns about how we should bomb Mahometans in the Middle East so Christian Zionists can be safe shopping at Walmart.