Amateur Brain Surgeon was at Oktoberfest when he wandered into this tent and espied Hitler's Uncle.
Are you Hitler's Uncle?
Ya, ya. Did you know Dolphie?
Well, ABS knew of him.
Ya...he had very bad juju. You should have heard the people talk when we went walked into the local butcher shop; the whispers...
Pretty bad, huh?
Ack, you don't know the half of it.
It was in this very same tent that ABS saw twin lederhosen-wearing midgets doing the Chicken Dance but The Bride wouldn't let him take any photos...