Friday Fun

In America, Queen Jetsun Pema would not be allowed to exercise political power because she is beautiful.

Only women who look like this are allowed to wield political power in America. Rosa De Lauro, what can one say about her that is not deemed an insult?

 The King of Bhutan ( Bhutan means Land of the Thunder Dragon) is Druk Gyalpo. His nickname is Ham Hock, and his name is Jigme Singyme Wangchuck.

King Ham Hock Wangchuck  is married to Queen Jetsun Pema who married Wangchuck when he was 31 and she was 21

Their son, The Crown Prince, is Jigme Namgyel whose name means, Crown Prince. Clever couple.

Yes King Ham Hock Wangchuck and the 

Missus ( No, she was not three months knocky-knocky when she married Ham Hock Wangchuck) cleverly named the Crown Prince, Crown Prince, and yet men say royalty has no imagination anymore

Long live Ham Hock Wangchuck, a name highly favored by ABS.

Did ABS mention that  Pema was captain of her H. S. Basketball team?

Basketball is Huge in Bhutan

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2013/10/16/the-queen-of-bhutan-is-a-huge-nba-fan-plays-herself

As an environmental and peace activist ABS is always striving to make the world a better and happier place and he has hit upon an idea for a universal nickname that will make the world a more enjoyable place in which to live and will tend to reduce the negative thoughts some people have about  others.

So, let's get right to it.

The universal nickname is Ham Hock and if we think that every person we have ever heard about or will ever hear about had the nickname Ham Hock we'd likely be more favorably disposed towards them.   

Think about this idea before dismissing this as something merely brilliant.

Here are just a few names to consider:

Tokyo Ham Hock Rose

Donald Ham Hock Trump

The Dali Ham Hock Lama

Joseph Ham Hock Stalin

Hilary Ham Hock Clinton

Mohandas Ham Hock Ghandi

Killer Ham Hock Kowalski

Harvey Ham Hock Weinstein

Ruth Bader Ham Hock Ginsburg

Judas Ham Hock Iscariot

Dennis The Ham Hock Menace

Speedy Ham Hock Gonzalez

Saddam Ham Hock Hussein

Big Ham Hock Brother

Bugsy Ham Hock Seigel

Lizzie Ham Hock Borden

Barack Ham Hock Obama 

Tom Ham Hock Brady

Lynette Squeaky Ham Hock Fromme

Benjamin Ham Hock Netanyahu 

Hideki Ham Hock Tojo

Richard Milhouse Ham Hock Nixon

Joey Ham Hock Buttafuoco

Adolph Ham Hock Hitler

and, obviously, 

Shirley! Shirley, Shirley

Bo-ber-ley, bo-na-na fanna

Fo-fer-ley. fee fi mo-mer-ley, 

Ham Hock Shirley!

ABS thinks that if you adopt this mental habit of thinking of everybody as having the nickname Ham Hock you'll find you are a much happier person.

Ham Hock Peace and Ham Hock love.