Bergoglio met with this Gentle Jungle Giant in the lead-up to the Amazonian Synod and for men like ABS, who thought the Pope would resign and name him his successor - Just think of it, Ol' Pope Plate Lip - his sudden disappearance from the News Cycle has caused an ineffable sadness.
ABS misses him...
Also known as “Chief Raoni” or “Ropni,” Metuktire, one of the leading voices of the Amazon, was born around 1930, the year of the great snake skin molting, and is a chief of the Kayapo tribe, a Band of Brazilian Brothers from that sacred space in Brazil known as "The Jungle."
Affectionately called Plate Lip by many of the illiterate and innumerate bug eating jungle savages desirous of continuing to live, the great leader says; I have difficulty with words beginning with the letters Q, P, R, Z, A and, well, I have difficulty speaking any word to be frank - a word he pronounces as Fwank.
The One Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church has much to learn from Pope Plate Lip with his jungle theology and pagan praxis of listening to the prophetic voices of Brother Bulldog Bat and the Holy Howler Monkeys.
Affectionately called Plate Lip by many of the illiterate and innumerate bug eating jungle savages desirous of continuing to live, the great leader says; I have difficulty with words beginning with the letters Q, P, R, Z, A and, well, I have difficulty speaking any word to be frank - a word he pronounces as Fwank.
The One Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church has much to learn from Pope Plate Lip with his jungle theology and pagan praxis of listening to the prophetic voices of Brother Bulldog Bat and the Holy Howler Monkeys.
If any of you readers are in touch with Bergoglio - ABS is in Dutch with the Pope - let him know that ABS would be willing to buy a lovely jungle 'at for Bergoglio, one with a lots of feathers.