Arguably the most infamous objectophile is Erika LaBrie (Literally, Erika the cheese), who “married” the Eiffel Tower in 2007 (and now calls herself Erika Eiffel). She first met the Eiffel Tower in 2004 and reportedly fell in love with it immediately. She visits her “soul mate” as often as she can afford to, and she claims her relationship is as real as that between any two consenting adults. Prior to her relationship with the ET, her object love empowered her to become a two-time world champion in archery (an earlier love object was her bow, called ‘Lance’). While falling in love with an inanimate object is rare, Erika is not alone.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201307/intimate-and-inanimate
Well, of course, one can see what attracted her to this strapping man-tower, or at least what the long dead and sex-obsessed freak Freud would claim about her attraction.
There is a rumor that Mrs. Eiffel once travelled to San Francisco and was attracted, for obvious reasons, to The Coit Tower, the giant white penis that is the symbol of the Sodomite City by the Bay.
But because Mrs. Eiffel Cheese is not a slut but a faithful insane person she chose to honor her wedding vows and so she returned to Paris and her love without once trying to white-wash the tower.
The Coit Tower was paid for by a woman who, remember this is San Francisco, used to dress like a man and smoke cigars which, as the long dead and sex-obsessed freak Freud told us, was a symbol of a penis.
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