Who has the best professional wrestling name ever?
Is it Gorilla Monsoon - a Monsoon of Gorillas; that is, if one were to wrestle him between May and September, one would be facing a virtual non-stop deluge of Gorillas.
Or is it Haystack Calhoun - a Haystack-sized collection of men named, Calhoun?
ABS is of the opinion that Gorilla Monsoon is the best professional wrestling name ever.
ABS is planning to supplement his Social Security Income by joining the Senior Wrestling Tour where he will compete under the nick name, Crybaby Pudding Belly, the absent-minded Ab-less man.
Sure, the name is a but long but it is memorable.