Friday, January 19, 2018

Jan Plan in effect from 19th to 29th as ABE Ministry goes on retreat

We at ABE Ministry will be on a retreat from Papal Praxis from Jan 19th through Jan 29th as we have some guests from frozen Maine visiting and we all will be doing our best to avoid being contaminated by the Mounds of Mephitic Modernism on the Garbage Scow of Peter that is being towed into all of the peripheries of The Perfect Society.

Only daily prayer and several tablespoons of Tradition can help one avoid being contaminated by the Garbage Scow that is this Papacy.

Morning Delusional Political Soap Opera

News Item:

Are they an item? MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski quietly divorces her husband three years after co-anchor Joe Scarborough split from his wife

  • Mika, 49, divorced husband Jim Hoffer after nearly 23 years

  • The pair have two teenage daughters

  • Mika's colleague Joe Scarborough, 53, was quietly divorced in 2013

  • Whispers the cohosts may be romantically involved been around for years 

News Item,:

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski are planning a spring wedding.
Scarborough, 54, spilled some details on their nuptials at a Harvard Institute of Politics event in Washington on Wednesday.

“[We’re getting married] in Nantucket in the spring,” the “Morning Joe” host said, according to Politico. “But we don’t know because we gotta make sure that our kids are OK with it.”

Now, according to Our Pope and Our Cross, Joe and Mika (both appear to be Catholic) are eligible to receive Holy Communion but the more politically interesting question is - Are they both delusional in their idee fixe that The POTUS is insane and ought to be removed from office using Amendment  25 of the Constitution?

Amendment 25 is not applicable to Our POTUS but Folie a deux does appear to apply to the two adulterers

CD-10 diagnostic criteria for Induced Delusional Disorder (folie à deux) is as follows:
  1. Two people share the same delusion or delusional system and support one another in this belief.
  2. They have an unusually close relationship.
  3. Temporal or contextual evidence exists that indicates the delusion was induced in the passive member by contact with the active partner.
Joe Scarborough is a complete cuck and so it is likely that Mika is the more masculine and controlling of the two adulterers and has moved him from his once conservative condition to his current flaming liberal condition.

ABS is of the opinion that once they formalise their adultery in a church Mr. Scarborough will change this name to Joe Brzezinski- Scarborough and, hopefully, the insane leaders of MSNBC will be inspired to abbreviate the name of their show to Morning Joe BS.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

BBC Liturgical News. The Feast of Pallone da spiaggia

Because the Catholic Church is on an unavoidable collision course with another World Youth Day in 2019, we at ABE ministry have been peppered with questions about the Liturgical Calendar for July 30th of this year;

Hey, ABE Ministry Founder and Chairman, Amateur Brain Surgeon, have you heard about any formal plans about a special day of Liturgy set aside on July 30th this year to commemorate Our Pope and Our Cross offering unto Mary a beach ball - remember, he solemnly placed one on the altar of Santa Maria Maggiore  in Rome in 2013 in anticipation of World Youth Day that year?

That's a very good question and ABS forwarded that question to the famous ecclesiastical expert 
Professor Herman NuDix of Continuity College in Rome

and he responded with his typically topical temerity;

Dear Amateur Brain Surgeon. Ha, ha ha, very funny. 

I know the mean-spiritedness of you and your The-Sixth-Commandment-is-binding-on-all-no-matter-what ilk but Our Pope is nothing if not uber sensitive to the complexities of modern life to say nothing about being a role model for the youth of today and I have it on good authority that he is indeed looking forward to the next World Youth Day in Panama in 2019 and he will begin anticipating all of the great fun to be had there by formalising the Feast of Pallone da spiaggia * at St Mary's Major.

Now, wise guy, even you can prolly figure out those Italian words mean Beach Ball and what might a Beach Ball suggest to even the dull of soul like you legalistic Traditionalist Pharisees?

Well, for starters, it is round like the very world God created out of love.

Put that in your Traditional Thuribles and smoke it because whether you and your extreme far right extremist hate-mongering legalistic Pharisees like it or not, this Pope embodies and actualises continuity and so putting a beach ball on the altar of St Mary's Major every July 30th is the new tradition because we say so and we own Rome.

ABS vacillates twixt thinking this Papacy is a giant garbage scow being dragged out into the peripheries with its massive mounds of mephitic modernism infecting all and sundry in the Perfect Society and thinking it is a car speeding towards an immovable object.

What IS this Papacy all about?

* OK, ABS concedes that when spoken out loud
Pallone da spiaggia does sound as though it might be a legit feast

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

The three stages of macro evolution explained

Step number one: Saccoryhtus

Researchers have identified traces of what they believe is the earliest known prehistoric ancestor of humans—a microscopic, bag-like sea creature, which lived about 540 million years ago.

Named Saccorhytus, after the sack-like features created by its elliptical body and large mouth, the species is new to science and was identified from microfossils found in China. It is thought to be the most primitive example of a so-called "deuterostome"—a broad biological category that encompasses a number of sub-groups, including the vertebrates.

If the conclusions of the study, published in the journal Nature, are correct, then Saccorhytus was the common ancestor of a huge range of species, and the earliest step yet discovered on the evolutionary path that eventually led to humans, hundreds of millions of years later.

Step Two: The Blob Fish  The blob fish is a deep sea fish inhabiting the waters around Australia, Tasmania, and New Zealand.

Step Three: The Streisand

We have a president who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and there minorities.

Because The Barbra is a product of evolution there is no Free Will for her and, thus, anything she says is owing to evolution and, thus, of little merit and every ghastly mistake she makes she can not be held responsible for or criticised for because

Random Selection + Mutation = no teleology