The best thing about the accident was that the driver of the work van was an Hispanic (i.e. an invader from the south colonising Florida) and the driver of the school bus was a grinning negro: I didn't even get hurt.
ABS did not get a chance to chat with the dashing crash causer but he did hear the Hispanic, on his cell phone, panicking in broken English, trying to explain to his boss just what'n'hell happened:
No!! Is no me fault, Hefe.
This is the happiest day ever in the life of Amateur Brain Surgeon.