Saturday, July 15, 2017

Resolved; The Lil' Licit Liturgy is rupture not continuity

Arguing in favor of the proposition is the famous French Traditionalist, D'Artagnan "Foie gras" DuBois.

Arguing in opposition is the famous Doctor of Modernist Progressivism, Professor Herman NuDix of Continuity College in Rome  who holds the Pierre Teilhard de Chardin Chair of Chimeras and Fantasy.

[D'Artagnan is recognised amidst plenty of cat calls, boos, and hisses]: I should like to begin by observing that any fool can see that the Lil' Licit Liturgy is as bogus as the Presiders who celebrate it and, furthermore,...

[Sensing that the debate has already gotten out of hand, Professor Herman NuDix interrupts] Far be it from me to break the rules by interrupting this scruffy necked galoot but fair's fair and I am a professor not some Foie gras chomping country chump who wouldn't know the difference between real bulges and falsies, like socks stuffed in shorts down there, whereas I have had many  freshmen come to me for extra help and that is when I put on some porn, put the vino to them, and try and find out for my own self whether he has a sock stuffed down there...

[The crowd erupts with accusations - But that is exactly what you are doing; interrupting...and what in hell do faggots have to do with the Lil' Licit Liturgy?]

[D'Artagnan regains control of the floor] But that's what I am on about; is this a Real Mass for the worship of God, A Holy Sacrifice of propitiation, or is it a falsie to try and please our enemies, the protestants, while it seduces the faithful by prostituting the truth?

Everyone here can see the truth that The Lil' Licit Liturgy is not in continuity with the Real Mass and it is clearly a rupture and before this professional fool gets to make his lil' joke, I'm walking out of here right now...

[ The crowd begins to become highly agitated and remonstrates with D'Artagnan - Hey, D'Artagnan, what lil' joke are you talking about?]

[Just before exiting the stage, D'Artagnan spins back around and faces the jeering crowd - Have a little imagination will ya?  Professor Herman is slowly working his way to what thinks will be the killer line that wins the debate.

He was going to say, I just made you blanch DuBois]

Ottaviani Intervention:

Yes, Virginia, the Lil' Licit Liturgy is valid:

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