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NPR and PBS to acquire new nicknames

ABS used to consider NPR as an acronym meaning National Propaganda for Retards

ABS used to consider PBS as an acronym meaning Progressive Buncombe and Socialism


But, now:



She had a set on her that I just muckled onto...Wait, what? We're on the air?...

Michael Oreskes

Head of news at NPR and former New York Times editor
ACCUSATION Sexual harassment of three women. 
AFTERMATH Resigned.


No, I'm serious. I crap you negative. I called her and asked her to come up to my office for some lunch and when she showed-up I just dropped trou and she looked like she was at the Pike Fish Market in Seattle where some monger had just clubbed her over the head with a 50 lb frozen Cod loin...


Charlie Rose
Television host
ACCUSATION Sexual harassment of at least eight women, including groping and lewd phone calls. 


AFTERMATH Fired by…PBS suspended distribution of his interview show, “Charlie Rose.”

ABS now considers NPR as National Perv Radio and PBS as Perv Boy Socialists