Friday fun

 

The Lutheran communion is not a Church because it does not have Apostolic Secession, Holy Orders, Eucharist, Holy Holocaust (Holy Sacrifice of Mass) and so please stop identifying it as a Church for such use tends to confuse (at best) and corrupt (most likely) the intellects of the faithful.

We do not identify seahorses as being part of the horse family/Equus Genus and so, please, stop labelling the Lutheran faithful a Church.

Seahorses are a genus of fish belonging to the fish family, Syngnathidae, while Lutherans are a genus of christians born into a false religion which also includes other heretics who were also born into false religions.

We have been seduced by Ecumenism (The Universal Solvent of Tradition) to think only of what unites us while forgetting to remember the crucial truths that divide us.

If we were to extend this praxis to other areas of life, we'd soon see of how little value such a praxis is.

Fact; A man's lung is comprised of the virtually the same amount of water as is a pear.

Ecumenism among the species:

My, God!!! My lung has the same amount of water as a Pear!!!! Do you know what that means? In Creation there is virtually no difference between a lung and a pear. O, O, and get this!!  I have two lungs. A Pair of lungs. A Pair. O, my God...Can't you see? A Pear is a pair is a Pear!!!

That means that Jesus could have been born a pear and still have redeemed us and it would have even made more sense for He saved us by dying on a tree and where do pears grow? That's right. And we haven't even gotten to the tree in Paradise....

No more reforms in the Mass

 

Reform of the Reform

Whenever I read that there is going to be a "Reform of the Reform" I become angry and defensive.  LEAVE IT ALONE. I do not want your New Theology Fingers all over it for we all know that y'all will disfigure it; if not destroy it.

Y'all had your chance after Vatican Two when you muckled onto the Immemorial Mass and what you did to the Holy Sacrifice of The Mass was shameful; The Good, The True, and The Beautiful Form of the Immemorial Mass was destroyed by you Liturgical Revolutionaries.

The destruction of the distinctive Roman Form of the Immemorial Mass, carefully circumscribed and controlled by Liturgical Law and Immemorial Custom, became abjectly antinomistic after the Liturgical Revolution in the virtually endless allowable exceptions/options in the New Theology-infected Liturgical Law and as a result malign and monstrous novelties began to appear in our Holy, Consecrated, Sanctuaries:

This is your work, you Liturgical Revolutionaries; this is what you have to show for daring to artificially "reform" that which had organically developed under the direction of Holy Saints led by The Holy Ghost. Y'all have shown yourselves unworthy of one iota of trust.

Butt out; leave the Immemorial Mass alone. You do not even have the decency to publicly apologise for wrecking The Roman Rite; no, far from showing humility and making acts of reparation for destroying The Roman Rite, you desire to muckle onto the resurrected Roman Rite so you can destroy that too and to bring it into the light of your New Theology.

No. Thank. You. I wants no part of your New Theology. I has seen the devastated vineyard that is the result of your New Theology. 

Is I supposed to be happy that the same Hierarchy complicit in the crime of the Destruction of The Roman Rite and its replacement with "A Calvinist Mass" is the same Hierarchy that will now "Reform" the Immemorial Mass just recently officially resurrected?

Happy? No, I is filled with fear and dread.

Count me very loudly out. I want no part of your Reform. Y'all have ruint a beautiful Form of Mass with your anthropocentric and protestantising ideology and your totalitarian tendencies are revealed in your desire to muckle onto the Immemorial Mass so as to strangle and kill in the Immemorial Mass that which is ineffable, solemn, dignified,  and suffused with Divine Mystery and to replace it with that which is democratic and rational just like what you did to the Immemorial Mass after Vatican Two.

Was The Immemorial Mass resurrected only to be kilt by "reform?"

It was always quite clear that The Immemorial Mass was always an option for any Priest to offer (and so the official resurrection of it was essentially a tautology) because  it was a Holy Form of Mass for well over a Millenium and the Catholic Church can not condemn that which it once held as sacred; especially the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass.

No, when I hear about a Reform of the Reform, I think about searching my Grandparent's Attic for an old bottle of Bayer Heroin Pills, and then, once found, grabbing a few of those pills and then  washing them down with a few swigs of some Cocaine-fortified wine:

Reform of the Reform?

Reform of the Reform

Whenever I read that there is going to be a "Reform of the Reform" I becomes angry and defensive.  LEAVE IT ALONE. I do not want your New Theology Fingers all over it for we all know that y'all will disfigure it; if not destroy it.

Y'all had your chance after Vatican Two when you muckled onto the Immemorial Mass and what you did to the Holy Sacrifice of The Mass was shameful; The Good, The True, and The Beautiful Form of the Immemorial Mass was destroyed by you Liturgical Revolutionaries.

The destruction of the distinctive Roman Form of the Immemorial Mass, carefully circumscribed and controlled by Liturgical Law and Immemorial Custom, became abjectly antinomistic after the Liturgical Revolution in the virtually endless allowable exceptions/options in the New Theology-infected Liturgical Law and as a result malign and monstrous novelties began to appear in our Holy, Consecrated, Sanctuaries:

This is your work, you Liturgical Revolutionaries; this is what you have to show for daring to artificially "reform" that which had organically developed under the direction of Holy Saints led by The Holy Ghost. Y'all have shown yourselves unworthy of one iota of trust.

Butt out; leave the Immemorial Mass alone. You do not even have the decency to publicly apologise for wrecking The Roman Rite; no, far from showing humility and making acts of reparation for destroying The Roman Rite, you desire to muckle onto the resurrected Roman Rite so you can destroy that too and to bring it into the light of your New Theology.

No. Thank. You. I wants no part of your New Theology. I has seen the devastated vineyard that is the result of your New Theology. 

Is I supposed to be happy that the same Hierarchy complicit in the crime of the Destruction of The Roman Rite and its replacement with "A Calvinist Mass" is the same Hierarchy that will now "Reform" the Immemorial Mass just recently officially resurrected?

Happy? No, I is filled with fear and dread.

Count me very loudly out. I want no part of your Reform. Y'all have ruint a beautiful Form of Mass with your anthropocentric and protestantising ideology and your totalitarian tendencies are revealed in your desire to muckle onto the Immemorial Mass so as to strangle and kill in the Immemorial Mass that which is ineffable, solemn, dignified,  and suffused with Divine Mystery and to replace it with that which is democratic and rational just like what you did to the Immemorial Mass after Vatican Two.

Was The Immemorial Mass resurrected only to be kilt by "reform?"

It was always quite clear that The Immemorial Mass was always an option for any Priest to offer (and so the official resurrection of it was essentially a tautology) because  it was a Holy Form of Mass for well over a Millenium and the Catholic Church can not condemn that which it once held as sacred; especially the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass.

No, when I hear about a Reform of the Reform, I think about searching my Grandparent's Attic for an old bottle of Bayer Heroin Pills, and then, once found, grabbing a few of those pills and then  washing them down with a few swigs of some Cocaine-fortified wine:

In Year 1 of His Era Jesus Was Born At Bethlehem

 

In Year 1 of His Era Jesus Was Born At Bethlehem

Oncet, ABS was a subscriber to this excellent publication and he has since tried to contact them several times to get permission to post this here.

Having never gotten a response, ABS will post it for the edification of Catholics.