The sedia gestatoria, updated for a more relaxed Papacy * under ABS, during which time he will stay in Vatican City leaving only to go to Piemonte Province to get some chewy Barolo which, ABS is sure, the vintners there will happily provide him at no charge.
The next conclave is already (Bye, Bye, Bergolio) being intellectually imagined so put in a good word for me, will ya?
Ever since the Church made the grave prudential error of dethroning Theocentrism and replacing it with Anthropocentrism, all hell has broken loose but ABS will be the Hard Rain that's gonna fall on everything and everyone, washing entirely away everything not tethered to Tradition and everyone not 100% teaching Tradition.
Go ahead, libs...enjoy your swan song
* This putative modernising program is just a ruse to get the vote in the conclave but once he is elected, ABS will spend his first 100 Papal Days doing this;
Killing the Lil' Licit Liturgy and forbidding its celebration anywhere at any time for any reason and replacing it with Catholic Tradition, including all rites existing for at least one century preceding the Holy Week revolution of Pope Pius XII.
http://theradtrad.blogspot.com/2015/10/pius-xii-true-reform.html
Publishing a list of the first 100 Prelates and Clerics to be excommunicated.
Killing the Ecumenism which is the Universal Solvent of Tradition and reinstating the Ecumenism of Return and conversion.
Publicly opposing the Mahometan invasion of Italy and Europe, proposing their deportation, and creating a commission to investigate the possibility of calling for a new Holy War.
Contacting the Head Rabbi of Rome and inviting him in for a chin wag, during which time ABS will kill all of the phony happy-clappy hippy-dippy dufus meetings and call for the conversion of the Jews while reinstating the classic Sicut Judaeis non principles of Pope Gregory the Great.
O, and he will have all Cardinals and Bishops read these editorials, written back when Jebbies were still sane:
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/jq1.htm