Many of America's most puissant political powers - Fed Ex, Nike, Bank of America - are irked because the NFL Football Team in Washington is nicknamed The Redskins.
ABS has the solution.
Oklahoma, The state's name is from the Choctaw words "okla" and "humma," meaning "red people," should invite The Washington Redskins to move there and have Fed Ex, Nike and Bank of America become corporate sponsors of a team that is prolly as popular as The Redskins, The Washington Mystics, a team of likely lesbians who play thirteen or fourteen games every year (including playoffs) in the WNBA (Whites Not Be Allowed) Basketball League.