Whales are the biggest mammals on the planet, larger and more retarded than even Rosie O’Donnell, Rebel Wilson and Stacey Abrams.
Whales spend their days swimming aimlessly until they run into plankton which they then consume mercilessly.
Plankton is a Greek word meaning drifter, wanderer.
Thus, what Lincoln said at Gettysburg - Just in this year alone, Union troops have killed more female and prepubescent drifters than a whale kills in the first five minutes of its typical day - is factual according to SNOPES