White House Sources leaks actual POTUS Daily Calendar to ABS

There is a fake daily calendar of the POTUS available below in which Biden appears as a hologram or one of several substitutes stumble and mumble through whatever sycophantic interview he sits for.

https://factba.se/biden/calendar

ABS has the real schedule here:

7:00 AM  Still sleeping soundly as a recording of light rainfall plays on a Yogasleep speaker.

8:00 AM Dr. Jill softly walks into the bedroom and gently opens the blinds and Joe slowly comes to wakefulness.

Good morning, Honey...You'll have to get up pretty soon because the Daily Briefing is at 9:00

8:30 AM The POTUS arrives for his breakfast, a big bowl of Lucky Charms and, charmingly, greets the minority staff, Good morning, its great to see your colored faces this day.

9:00 AM Joe eases into his Lazy Boy as he prepares for the Daily Intelligence report, Whew, I had a doozy of a dream last night. I dreamt there were troops all over Washington... Good Morning Mrs. Vice President Harold, you're looking pretty today...Do I detect the smell of a new shampoo?

9:05 AM Joe is dozing soundly while VP Harris listens intently, smiling with a practiced joviality as she pretends to understand what is being communicated.

10:00 AM Dr Jill closes the meeting by asserting her soft but puissant presence; Im sorry gentleman but that is enough for today. The POTUS needs a break before lunch...

Dr Jill waits for the official White House photographer to enter the room before she gives the POTUS a quick kiss on his cheek.

There are no scheduled events until 2:00 PM and so the POTUS goes to the Oval Office and tries to watch reruns of The Merv Griffin Show; Doctor Trill, I heard Ann Margaret is going to be on Merv, can I watch her?

No, Dear. You have seen her three times and every time you watch her you get all twitchy, you start moaning, your eyes roll back into your head and you have a stroke.

My rule, three strokes and you're out. Watch Petticoat Junction, they got some good looking gals on that..

The POTUS starts watching Petticoat Junction reruns and says to himself; I love the part of the theme song where it says that Joe is moving kind of slow at the Junction - My Jife Will says that reminds her of me...Tee hee.

2:00 PM Some members of the Cabinet of The POTUS arrive for a meeting; Is that all of them, Vice President Carmen?

Yes, Mr. President, and didn't let anyone tell you you do not have a big cabinet ...

2:30 PM Dr. Jill peeks her scrunchy bedecked hair into the room and says, Ok, everybody, time to put a lid on the meeting. The POTUS needs a little alone time until his 6:00 PM supper...

From 2:30 until 5:54 PM, The POTUS plays his favorite game:

 Man o man, I wish these ducks were all Trump family members...

5:45 PM, Dr. Jill arrives to stop The POTUS from playing his game and tells him its time for supper,

Honey, will you turn that crap for crying out loud...Sorry, I mean its Din Din time Darlin'

OK, Proctor Bill. I just set a new record.. Now, I'm starving, but not starving like the poor people in that sad place, what's-it-called? 

6:00 PM The POTUS tucks into a huge bowl of boxed mac and cheese and at 6:25 PM Dr. Jill arrives to get him ready for bed..

Time to turn in Leader of the free world. You know that if you do not get your 14 or 15 hours of sleep you might get cranky and have a drone take-out Ron DeSantis...

The POTUS gets into his sleeping jammies, the ones with the feet, and climbs into bed as Dr. Jill reads him a few chapters of Wind in the Willows, You know Joctor Rill, I used to think I was like Mr. Toad and I was being left behind and going nowhere but ever since we stole the election fair and square, I feel fine...

Tomorrow, can I play in the garden?

Yes, Dear, now go to sleep. Tomorrow will be a busy day again