We at ABE Ministry have asked Amateur Brain Surgeon to break-down the captious mess of the Catholicism that is leading us all into flummification and we are happy to report that he has not only done a wonderful job in actualising that task, he has done so in a way most would not have anticipated; he has identified the Patron Saint of the Neo-Catholics and Ultramontanes.
Take it away, ABS:
Thank-you, ABE Ministry; and instead of a lengthy explanation, ABS will start by noticing a few interesting facts and then he will merely logically follow those facts, point by point, until he reaches an ineluctable conclusion.
It ought be noted that this conclusion was arrived at after nearly 42 long minutes (14 X 3 if you will) of diligent effort; and so we begin....
It ought be noted that this conclusion was arrived at after nearly 42 long minutes (14 X 3 if you will) of diligent effort; and so we begin....
The Eye of the Tiber Satire Site debuted in September 2012
Pope Franciscus was elected March 3 2013
and so we do the sum; 2012+ 2013 = 4025.
Now, if you divide 4025 by the six months from the establishment of EOTT until Franciscus was elected, you get 670.833333333 which Unitatis Redintegratio #3 teaches must be rounded-up to the nearest whole number in the same way we round-up protestants into somehow becoming members of the One True Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church and so we arrive at the number, 671.
Now, if we do this sum, 6 + 7 + 1, we get 14.
And what does the number 14 signify to many Christians?
Well, there were fourteen generations in all from Abraham to David, fourteen from David to the exile in Babylon, and fourteen from the exile to the birth of Jesus Christ but an even more important number 14 is that Saint Valentine’s Day is always on the 14th of February.
And what infamous event happened on Saint Valentine’s Day?
The massacre of the Bugsy Moran gang members by a machine gun squad, but, miraculously, there was a survivor, one Frank Gutenberg (he was hit by 14 bullets; coincidence?) who told the police that “nobody shot him.”
Frank Gutenberg is the man who is the Patron Saint of Neo-Catholics and Ultramontanes (You know who you are) who insist that Franciscus may not be criticised and that he is doing a great job* even though he is machine-gunning them and everyone else along with the entirety of Tradition
On February 14, 1929, members of the North Side gang gathered at a garage behind the offices of S.M.C. Cartage Company. Inside were Pete and Frank Gusenberg, Albert Weinshank, Adam Heyer, James Clark, John May, and Reinhardt Schwimmer (the latter two men not actually gang members). Five men, possibly members of Capone's Gang, possibly outside "hired guns", most likely a combination of the two, drove to the garage in a stolen police car. Two of the men, dressed as police, entered the garage, pretending they were conducting an ordinary raid, and lined Moran's associates up against the wall. Once the men's backs were all turned, facing the wall, two other men (with civilian clothes) entered the room with machine guns and, along with the "police", opened fire on the seven men, pounding 70 bullets into them in what would become known as the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
When police arrived at the scene, Frank Gusenberg, despite having twenty-two wounds by fourteen bullets, was the only victim still alive. He was taken to the Alexian Brothers hospital in Chicago, Illinois. When asked "Who shot you?" Frank, observing the gangland principle of "omertà" (absolute silence) replied, "Nobody shot me".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Gusenberg