It was largely because of this:
Many men, anticipating this scintillating and provocative post, have asked ABS - Hey, Amateur Brain Surgeon, it is well known that you have high level contacts all over Europe and so can you confirm the rumor that this young lady, whom, it cannot be denied, wriggles like a tiny shiny lure at the end of a fisherman's hook, is the illegitimate love child of Newton Minnow, former Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, and the infamous dancer at The Moulin Rouge, the lubricious, Madame Angelique de la Poisson?
Sirs, ABS begs your pardon but he is not about to descend from the lofty standard maintained by this crummy blog since its inception only to besmirch the beauty of this blog by addressing such mundane and carnal rumors.