You'd rather be a sissy than a male
Yes you would, if you could, you surely would
You'd rather menstruate than be male
Yes you would, if you only could, you surely would
Away, I'd rather shoot away
A Covid Condor that's here and gone
After pooping on your ground
He gives the world its brownest sound
Its brownest sound
You hate to be a man cause you is weak
Yes you would, if you could, you surely would
You fight like Sissy Spacek and Meryl Streep
Yes you would, if you only could, you surely would