Nostradamus and his curious prophetic poem # 666
"The End"
First cometh the smear test by a man named Pap;
Then an expensive store for kids is opened by Gap.
Then the drunken writer Mailer takes a dirt nap;
After Injuns make a sweet syrup from sap.
After Boston invents a cool boat called a Whaler.
After a trophy is won by a college named Baylor;
Cometh the mystery that shocks even a Jailer;
Sally Struthers attempts to look just like Dub Taylor.