The Socialist Sexabitionist Goat returns with a cute little sheepish grin.
He describes how he worked at a Food Bank. How would you like to go to a Food Bank and have this Moronic Milquetoast Meat Masher hand you a package of hot dogs?
Urban Dictionary; carrot cuffer
a male who masturbates
we call him carrot cuffer because we caught him in the act of masturbation