At ABE Ministry, we amateur cultural anthropologists are always keenly aware of any pustules suddenly erupting on the face of American Tradition and nothing says American Tradition like sex and violence and so when we discovered this novel ritual we felt obliged to post it as perhaps the pluperfect example of the quintessential American Engagement Ritual realised in all of its puissant beauty as the Bambi butcher becomes betrothed in a baptism of bullets and blood.