Following a stunning abdication, Amateur Brain Surgeon has been restored to his inane reign.

ABE Ministry was as shocked as anyone when news of Raider Fan's abdication was announced this afternoon but we were pleased we were able to talk Amateur Brain Surgeon out of retirement.

About Raider Fan there is little to be said other than to observe he was an aspiring-to-middle-brow-status atavist who fell far short of his goals and we wish him a rapid descent into oblivion.

About Amateur Brian Surgeon, we at ABE Ministry are something other than excited about his unexpected willingness to come out of retirement and, knowing him as well as we do, we are confident that while his efforts may be strenuous, we are confident those efforts will result in his usual crummy standards not being met.

So welcome back ABS, ya bastid....

O, and once ABS finishes the there-is-only-one-Holocaust-deserving-of-that-name project begun by Raider Fan, he has agreed to sit for an interview.

Maybe he can explain to the nine readers of this crummy blog why Raider Fan would have abdicated the Chair of ABE Ministry at such a captious moment in salvation history.