For Palm Sunday, ABS and The Bride were at the local franchise of Dead Diocese Inc. America, and they were not stunned to see there were no Palms for the procession.
No, in today's Shadow Church nearly everything is ass-backwards and so the Palms were blessed after the Lil' Licit Liturgy and distributed as communicants exited the Church.
O, and ABS and The Bride were also told to sit during the reading of the Passion so your feet and legs won't get tired.
Far less than meets the eye
- Mick Jagger Gathers No Mosque
- Ecumenism is the Universal Solvent of Tradition .