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The Center for Disease Control, in one of its most puissant sub-agencies in existence, The National Center for Injury Prevention and Control (NCIPC), once again, as it has for the past fifteen years, issued this warning about the controversial product that so often leads to deadly explosive diarrhea:





The NCIPC of The CDC, according to the AAA (American Acronym Association), has produced on its website an easily downloadable graph of the number of pets killed when their owners drank this product and didn't make it to the bathroom on time.


Sixteen Siamese cats, nine gerbils and one cockatoo have been killed since 2003 because their owners cut loose before making it to the toilet. 

Look at what happened to this consumer who drank Special Gunpowder Tea before leading a Jazzercise class on her Club Chubette You Tube account:


The poor woman blasted right through the earth and ended up trapped in the nets of a shrimp boat trolling off the coast of Australia.