On May 15, 1862 , The US Department of Agriculture was created
and a little more than a century later, Green Acres * debuted on CBS in 1965 and one major result of this lengthy governmental conspiracy was that Americans first learned about County Extension Agents:
After
an exhaustive investigation, and a lengthy nap, we at ABE Ministry are now able to report that one of the lesser known characters on that irreplaceable show, the farm handyman, Eb Dawson, is no longer with us as Eb.
The
women we all now know as, Ann Coulter, the cranky captious conservative chick columnist, was formally know to us as, "Eb Dawson," a character on "Green Acres."
"Eb"
was severely depressed after Green Acres was cancelled
and so he submitted to genital mutilation and frequent estrogen injections that, surprisingly, left him bitter, and so now, as Ann Coulter, he writes a
lot of columns about how we should bomb Mahometans in the Middle East so
Christian Zionists can be safe shopping at Walmart.