Raider Fan has purchased his ticket for Sedeville

With all the scuttlebutt percolating about the putative pending Environmental Encyclical, Raider Fan knows he must lay his willful cards on the table and publicly state that if said Encyclical does not contain at least an implied condemnation of Environmental Racism, then Raider Fan will depart for Sedevacantism.

I've been a fool, I've been a fool


Forgivin' you each time you done me wrong


I've been a long time leavin' ya, but I'll be a long time gone

Loved you so much, loved you so much


I stayed around when I should've moved along


I've been a long time leavin' ya, but I'll be a long time gone

I say, "Hi there high line, hello highway"


Here come a big old semi my way


I stick up my thumb, hear the truck come


But the truck goes by and he looks like he's flyin'
And he whoops the big legs on my Levis


They go woop woop woop woop woop

I've been a fool, I've been a fool


Forgivin' you each time that you've done me wrong

I've been a long time leavin' ya, but I'll be a long time gone

I say, "Hi, there high line, hello highway"


Here come a big old semi my way


I stick up my thumb, hear the truck come


But the truck goes by and he looks like he's flyin'
And he's whoopin' the big legs on my Levis


They go woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop

And I've been a fool, I've been a fool


Forgivin' you each time that you've done me wrong


I've been a long time leavin' ya, but I'll be a long time gone

Gone gone gone


Gone gone gone

Y'all destroyed the Roman Rite, and Raider Fan stayed; y'all permitted Altar Girls and Raider Fan stayed; y'all quit converting the heretics, pagans and Jews as required by the great Commission and substituted a hipster-dufus ecumenism in its place and Raider Fan stayed; y'all instituted Communion in the hand and y'all engaged in a neo-iconoclasm and wreckovated our Holy Consecrated Churches, and Raider Fan stayed but, enough is enough.

Everybody knows that hurricanes (harry canes as crackers call 'em) are created in Black Africa as a form of moral and economic retribution for our sins of Colonialism (Hey, how's that black economic thing working-out for ya?) and our giving relatively short shrift to Voodoo and Caftans (except for Maude who obviously was heavily into both) 

Look, it's all about the science, baby:

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/study-will-probe-hurrican/

Hurricanes are created in Black Africa and they blow across the Atlantic and attack their intended targets; we innocent Whiteys in places like Texas, Louisiana, Florida and the Carolinas and it is about time The Magisterium said something about it.

If we can effectively fake a moon landing; if we can help make the lunatic dreams of Bruce Jenner seem a possibility; if Mick Jagger can still get away singing, Satisfaction, publicly, then there is no reason why The Pope shouldn't condemn Intercontinental Environmental Racism*

Do you have any idea what poor Raider Fan has to pay to acquire Hurricane Insurance; do you have any idea how much wine he must consume to steady his own self when he hears his local newsreader (many of whom prolly possess a GED) trying to scare the hell out of him with threats of category three this and localised heavy flooding that ?

Enough is enough, Pope Francis; either you talk or Raider Fan walks.


* Of, of course, it would have made a far superior acronym (IRE) to describe the problem as Intercontinental Racism of the Environment but that would seem as irrational and foolhardy as voting in a national election.